Conan + Andy + Kids - Snakes

Hipsters and Sticklers Be Educated

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Is it ironic that I still don't know what irony is?

Oh shit! inciting a debate about irony by asking that question is ironic because I really don't give a shit.

Or is that not even ironic????

AAAHHH I don't know!!!

Wait....still don't give a shit.

Charts & Graphs

Liquor Bowl Sandwiches

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Inappropriate Children’s Books

ICED!

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This cat is power chillin (gotta click it b/c its only showing 1/2)

fuckin snorlax

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Elizabeth Breeden, Mean Ass Skank, Kicks Boyfriend in the Balls Over Last Natty Light

​Today's Moron of the Day may contain the greatest story ever in the canons of Gooberism. After being crowned Miss Trailer Trash of Land O'Lakes, Florida in 1978, Elizabeth Breeden went on to chalk up an impressive 18 arrests...

The many fetching looks of Elizabeth Breeden, as capture by the finer police photographers of Florida

​Among the highlights: Shoplifting, cocaine possession, fraud, etc., etc.

But as you may have gathered from her series of mugshots above, Elizabeth is also wickedly beautiful. Her looks allowed her to skate on her various crimes and continue to knock down the topflight boyfriends.

In fact, the 41-year-old supermodel moved in with a new boyfriend in May. The other night, they were enjoying the fruits of their opulent lifestyle, pounding some Natural Light at their palatial compound.

That's when Elizabeth noticed that her beau was drinking the last beer. When you're a man-killer like she is, it's expected that a true gentlemen always cedes the last beer to a lady. But her boyfriend failed to follow the basic courtesies to which Elizabeth is accustomed.

So she asked him to fork it over. Boyfriend refused.

Outraged at his absent chivalry, Elizabeth grabbed the can and ripped it in half. Not only is she a pile of feminine dynamite. She bears the strength of 1,000 billy goats trained in mixed martial arts.

The boyfriend stood, apparently stunned that the last beer had been ruined -- or at least rendered really hard to drink. That's when Elizabeth slapped him in the face and, for good measure, kicked him in the balls.

When deputies arrived, Elizabeth claimed she's the one who'd been kicked. But since evidence indicated she was lying through her teeth, she was arrested for domestic battery.

Some trip' dese' pictures I found

fuck pads everywhere

I Always Knew Velociraptors Were Lame

Pixar + Star Wars

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/06/22/when-pixar-meets-star-wars/

New national anthem?

we are an unstopable oil dependency breaking machine (unfortunately the machine runs on oil)...watch the whole thing, last statement is clutchy

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-16-2010/an-energy-independent-future

Piloted by James Earl Jones with a Megaphone

Team Building in MI

http://vimeo.com/12786041

DIRTY DANCIN

Ambitions az a rhidah mixed with the youth of the nation by DJ Killa Cam is my fav jamz

Homemade Keytar Shredding

Diego Stocco - Bassoforte from Diego Stocco on Vimeo.

Batman: City of Scars

Shot in 21 days for $27,000. It's 30 minutes long, but worth watching. Also, Dailymotion will only be hosting this for one month, then it will be taken down.

ere'where...wait for the toilet

do you like websites?

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Jon Hamm from Between Two Ferns

oh and this is the 3rd of 8. AWOH SHIT I LIKE EM ALL.

Cue a Tornado.....DO IT!

Alicia Keys Tour 2011

It's The Ass 'n Balls Show! from Will Ferrell

great example of why starfucker changed their name....pyramiddd was stupid as shit though

http://catalog.ebay.com/Starfucker-LP-Starfucker-Vinyl-Sep-2008-Badman-Recording-Co-/78428516?_fifpts=1&_pcatid=3&_refkw=starfucker+vinyl&_trksid=p3286.c0.m505#{%22Page%22%3A%22http%3A%2F%2Fcatalog.ebay.com%2FStarfucker-LP-Starfucker-Vinyl-Sep-2008-Badman-Recording-Co-%2F78428516%3F_aset%3D2%26_fifpts%3D1%26_htch%3D1%26_pcategid%3D307%26_pcatid%3D3%26_refkw%3Dstarfucker%2520vinyl%26_rptype%3D4295%26_tab%3D1%26_trksid%3Dp4295.c0.m295%23prddesc%22}

Mr. Brandanowitz at his Clutchiest

Mr. Brandanowitz Says "Give Pee A Chance" from shag on Vimeo.

Labyrinth: Best Movie of all Time?

Shufflin' ??

The finer points of Shufflin'

The Best Thing to Ever Happen in Anime

Whoopsyyyyyy!

Question. What kind of bear is best?

keepn' pam where she should be

Nürburgring Nordschleife

24 HOURS IN 19500 FRAMES from tim hahne on Vimeo.

Knife Solo!

Whatcha' Cooking? - watch more funny videos

title says it all

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this guy has his ass up his ass

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SKID ON LAKE!!!

Introducing the power actor Jordan Hogan. Enjoy.

of Montreal - We Were Born The Mutants Again With Leafling from Daniel Arthur on Vimeo.

Domino Rally Bitches

TV University

winnebago man returns

Yahoo saves lives

Here we go again...

Whatcha' Cooking Trailer from 900 Neely on Vimeo.

I have to chug another High Life? No Problem.

Les Deux Douches from Daniel Arthur on Vimeo.