and I said...

In Honor of Michael Scott

What the fuck does this have to do with the Nihilists, Walter?

RE: Brilliant. I want one.

I have one.

Hunter S. Thompson did not give a shit

Has Anyone Riden this?

looks like it would be pretty interesting to experience...

Who's Ready for Some Sexy Amatures?

via Juicy Amature Videos

on Vimeo.

Brilliant. I want one.

This Is How I Quest

Hooray For Earth - True Loves from Dovecote Records on Vimeo.

Zombie-proof Fortress House

Strange but awesome find today.

So I found this in my back yard here at Muncie. Due to my powerful nature skills I know it's a rare mushroom that is considered a delicacy. It's known as the Morel mushroom. They demand high prices at farmers markets around the world. Restaurant chefs are always eager to put this rare, nutrient filled and delicious tasting mushroom on their menu.

What makes them so rare is their growing pattern is a complete mystery, often baffling even the greatest wizards of the forest. For some strange reason they never grow when attempted to be commercially grown and are only found by wandering established wooded territory, or in my case, my own backyard in the triple digit hypersphere of Muncie. Bizarre....

So here is how to eat em' They are extremely easy to prepare.

Soak in salt water to get rid of any bugs.
(you can see some little bastards swimming away in the bottom center)

Here is all the stuff you need.

Cut in half and batter with eggs and flour.

Put in hot butter to fry.

Fry in butter till they are brown

Eat

Tasted like a country fried steak with the texture of calamari. I was amazed how good it tasted. If you ever get the chance to try one, I would take up the offer, as they are extremely delicious.

Your Dad Knew About Being A Hipster Before You Did

Our Dads Are Tight

Small Chinese-type baby...loves Glape Jerro.

Possibly a racist commercial?

"Alleged" Paint Huffer Arrested in Fort Wayne

Meet Kelly Gibson.

For the 48th time since 1992, the Indiana man has been arrested for inhaling paint fumes. Gibson’s latest huffing collar came when his wife summoned cops to the couple’s Fort Wayne home shortly after midnight on April 14.

As seen in the above mug shot, officers found an impaired Gibson covered in silver paint. He was booked into the Allen County jail for allegedly inhaling toxic vapors.

The image of Gibson will likely draw comparisons to the classic booking photo of Patrick “Goldface” Tribett, an Ohio man who has earned online infamy for his series of paint-dappled mug shots.

I copied this shit to parched (from here) so you lazy fucks wouldn't have to open a new page

What

TRON 3: Teaser.....Or Maybe Not.....Or Who Cares Cuz This Is Still Tight

Did you see Dillinger?!?!?!? Shit yeah!

"Oh they shoot into the course? No big deal"

These rules were posted at a northern England golf club in 1940. At the time, German planes would regularly fly raids out of Norway to bomb Britain. The crews would place wax in the barrels of the plane's guns to protect them from the icy conditions, but upon entering British air-space they would clear the guns by firing into the golf course.

I particular love that if a god damn bomb does off during your swing you get to hit again... with a fucking penalty! Keep Calm, Carry On, and please pick up the bomb bits.

The Voice Of Mario

PP P PACERS + tit grab